Having Twins

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When
a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had, and
what their ages were.

She said, "Let's see now. There's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're
eighteen. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're sixteen. And the twins,
Penny and Jenny, they're fourteen ... "

"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins EVERY time?"

The woman exclaimed, "Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn't
get nothin'."

old skippie