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Three nuns were talking...

Sister Sarah said: "I was cleaning the Father Wesley's room the other day
and do you know what I found? A bunch of those sexually explicit p0rn
magazines."

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

Sister Sarah replied: "Well of course I threw them in the trash."

Sister Veronica said: "Well, I can top that one. I was in Father Barry's room
putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms"

"Oh dear!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.

Sister Veronica responded: "I poked holes in all of them."

Poor Sister Margaret fainted.