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Father Connell drove out to the country to pay a visit to Miss Edna, a 92-year-old
church member.

Miss Edna welcomed him into the parlor. While she made tea, Fr. Connell looked
around and saw a beautiful oak pump organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top.

The bowl was half filled with water and a condom was floating on top of it.

He thought to himself that he dare not say anything. After tea, however, his curiosity
got the best of him and Fr. Connell asked her about it.

Miss Edna replied: "While I was in town I found a little foil package on the sidewalk
and took it home. The directions on the back of the package said, Keep wet and
place on your organ to prevent disease. And you know, Father, I do believe it
works! I've not had a cold all winter!"
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