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HTH, a most erudite gentleman from out west, sent this one about a Cajun funeral...

Three friends from Church Point, Louisiana were asked, "When you are in your casket,
and your friends and church members are mourning over you, what would you like them
to say?"

Thibodeaux said: "I would like dem to say dat I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual
leader, and a great family man."

Fontenot commented: "I would like dem to say dat I was a wonderful teacher, and servant
of da church, who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Boudreaux said: "I'd like dem to say, Look, he's movin!"