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~~~~~~~~~~~ Sunday Chuckles ~~~~~~~~~~~

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell
you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls,
what do we know about God?"

A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.

"Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked.

"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "

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Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson
was about.

The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt."

Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped
by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson
was about.

He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming."

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A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was
short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he placed a note
under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I
don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note:
"I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job.
Lead us not into temptation."

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There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother
in another part of the country.

"Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.

"Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.

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