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Ebad, a somewhat shy but always irrepressible gentleman from the midwest, sent
this gem...

An older nun, living in a convent next to a large construction site, was bothered by
the coarse language of the workers.

Sister thought she might spend some time with them to try and correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers, and talk with them.

With her sandwich in a brown bag, Sister walked over to the spot where the men
were eating lunch.

Sporting a big smile, Sister walked up to the group and asked, "And do you men
know Jesus Christ?"

They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused.

One of the workers looked up above at the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up
there know Jesus Christ?"

One of the steelworkers yelled down, "Why?"

The worker yelled back, "Cuz his wife's here with his lunch."
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