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El Jugador, a card playing gentleman from out west, sent this one...

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence
is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the
airplane.

"I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "If I'm going to die, I want my
last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can
make me feel like a WOMAN?

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all
stare, eyes riveted, at this desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a cowboy from Australia stands up in the rear of the plane. He is very tall,
handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly
down the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.

No one moves.

He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps.

He whispers: "Iron this. Then get me a beer."

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