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[I'm compelled to note here that there are those among us that would say perhaps
the man was a tad over-confident.]

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive
woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?" she asked.

"Well, it says you're not wearing any pantees." he said.

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am indeed
wearing pantees!"

The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast!"
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