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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the midwest, sent this one about
a magic green hat...

My Magic Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for
four hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the ER, I noticed that
three fourths of the people waiting got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least three hours off
my waiting time.

Here's the hat:

It also works at DMV. It saved me five hours.

At the laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of a washing
machine. Some were still running.

If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But… Don't try it at McDonalds! The whole crew took off and left out the back
door and l never got my order!

~~~~~~~ In God We Trust. ~~~~~~~