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While most blonde jokes are about women, this one's about two blonde guys...

Arthur, a blond guy, gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating
and panting.

"What's wrong?" he says.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old
son runs up to him and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and
he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past his
screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother,
totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten basterd!" says the husband, "My wife's having a heart attack and you're
running around naked scaring the kids!"
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