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Definiton of Man

Man is a woman's best friend. He will reassure her when she
feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire
her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without
fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in
to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels
that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No! Wait! I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that.
Sorry.

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