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An oldie...

An old Italian Mafia Don was dying and he called his grandson to his bed.

Indicating his chrome plated 38 revolver, he said: "Grandson, I wanta you
lissin-a me. I wanta for you to take-a this gun so you always remember
your Grandpa."

"But Grandpa, I really don’t like guns---how about you leaving me your
Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissin-a me! Someday you gonna be runna the business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home, and maybe a couple
bambino. Someday, you maybe come-a home and maybe find-a your
wife in bed with another man. What you gonna do then? Point-a to your
watch and say TIMES UP?"
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