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Two drunks are in a bar when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting
in the corner.

One says to the other, "Jeez, I really wanna dance with dat girl."

The other drunk replies, " Go ‘head and aks her, don't be thuch a chicken thit."

So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Scuse me. Would you like
to boogey ooggie woogie?"

Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry. Bur right now I'm
concentrating on matrimony, and I'd much rather sit than dance."

So the man humbly returns to his seat.

"So wha'd she say?" asks the friend.

The drunk responded, "She said she's constipated on macaroni, and would much
rather thit in her pants."
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