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Why are students from India disliked by American students?

It was the first day of a school in the USA and a new Indian student
named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history.

Who said ‘Give me liberty, or give me death’?”

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
hand up: “Patrick Henry – 1775,” he said.

"Very good! Who said Government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth?”

Again, there was no response except from Chandrasekhar, who answered:
“Abraham Lincoln – 1863” said Chandrasekhar."

The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should all be very ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history
than you do.”

She heard a loud whisper : “F**k the Indians.”

“Who said that?” she demanded.

Chandrasekhar put his hand up, and said “General Custer – 1862.”

At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.”

The teacher glares around and asks “All right! Now, who said that?”

Again, Chandrasekhar says, “George H.W. Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister
– 1991.”

Now furious, another student yells, “Oh Yeah? Grab this!”

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, “Bill
Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky – 1997.”

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said “You little sh!t. If you say anything else,
I’ll kill you.”

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, “Michael Jackson to the child
witness testifying against him – 2004.”

The teacher fainted.

As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, “Oh sh*t, we’re
screwed!”

And Chandrasekhar said quietly, “I think it was Lehman Brothers, November 4th, 2008.”
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