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One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class
that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who
answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.

On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are in the
beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer.

The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in
the sky?" and again no one could answer.

Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow
answer the question and get a 3 day weekend. So, on Thursday night,
Johnny takes 200 Ping-Pong balls and paints them black. The next day,
he brings them to school in a paper bag.

At the end of the day, just when the teacher announces, "Here's this week's
question," Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the Ping-Pong balls
rolling to the front of the room.

The teacher shouts, "Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"

Immediately, little Johnny stands up and yells, "Bill Cosby! See ya on Tuesday!"
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