Reminds me of the one about the new guy that wants to join a group of Klondike gold miners.
The tell him that he has to pass a test to be admitted to the group.

1. He has to chug a quart of whiskey without stopping for breath.
2. He has to rape an Indian squaw.
3. He has to kill a grizzly bear with only a knife.

He chugs the whiskey with no problem, staggers off into the wood, and returns two hours later.
His clothes are shredded and he's bloody from heat to toe, but he is undaunted.
He waves his knife wildly and yells: "Where's that damn squaw you want me to kill?"