Look, it's time to start lying to the bride. Tell her you cousin from Australia has come down with a rare(?) ailment, such as "Lack-A-Nookie" or something else. Then come to Vegas & have the best time you will ever have in the Chippin world!! (Until next years Conv) Hope to see all there.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! "MR SPLASHBAR"