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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While
on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God told her: "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift,
liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in
and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more
time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the
street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she questioned, "Didn't You say I had another 43 years?
Why didn't You pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this!)

God replied: I didn't recognize you."
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