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Keystone, who lives way out west where it hardly ever rains, sent this one
about a tiny cabin south of the Mason/Dixon Line...

A Harvard-educated social worker from a big city in Massachusetts, recently
transferred to the Blue Ridge Mountains area. She was on the first tour of
her new territory, when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen
in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.

"Anybody home?" she asked.

"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.

"Is your father there?" asked the social worker.

"Pa? Nope, he left before Ma came in," said the kid.

"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.

"Ma? Nope, she left just before I got here," said the kid.

"But," protested the social worker, "are you never together
as a family?"

"Sure, but just not here," said the kid through the door.
"This is the outhouse!"

Government workers are so very smart. Aren't you simply
overjoyed that they'll soon be handling all of our financial,
educational and medical dilemmas?

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