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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the midwest, sent this one about five nuns in
a New York City bar...

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Mary Kathleen, Katherine Marie and Rose Frances left
the convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight seeing on a
Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so
uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Paddy McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.

Paddy had recently added special legs to his bar stools, which were the talk of the fashionable
eastside neighborhood. All five nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when
Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door.

They, too, had come for a cold drink only to be shocked, almost fainting at what they both saw...
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