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The somewhat shy but always irrepressible Ebad sent this one...

An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer
stopped her.

"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the
reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."

"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it just
as soon as I return home."

"Also," said the officer, "I noticed that one of your reins to your horse is wrapped
around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals, so you
should have your husband check that too."

"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this when I get home."

True to her word, when the Amish lady returned home, she told her husband
about the broken reflector. He said he would put a new one on immediately.

"Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something wrong
with the emergency brake."