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Some might have to think twice about this one.

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of
her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You're telling me that you tried to commit
suicide by shooting off your finger?"

"No, Silly." the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and then I
thought to myself: I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants... So, I'm not
shooting myself in the chest"

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought to myself, I just paid $3,000
to get my teeth straightened... So, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought to myself: This is going to make
a loud noise... So, I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger."
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