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One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her
92 year-old husband in bed with another woman.

She became violent and ended up pushing him off from the balcony of their
20th floor, assisted living apartment - killing him instantly.

Brought before the court on the charge of murder, the judge asked her if she
had anything to say in her defense.

Very calmly she responded, "Yes, your honor. I figured that, at the age of 92,
if he could screw... He could also fly."