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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives out west, sent this
one about old age...

Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so much older, Jenny decides that after their wedding
she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her
new but aged husband may over-exert himself should they spend the entire night
together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock
on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her
85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger
takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger.
Again, he is ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more
coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bidding her a fond
goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep once again, but, aha, you guessed it! Roger is back again,
rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more action. And,
once more they enjoy each other.

But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly
impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with
guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great
lover, Roger."

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: "You mean to say that I
was here already?"

The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of old age, sometimes it has its advantages.

PS. Has this one been posted already?