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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west, sent this one...

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her
husband's libido.

"What about trying V!agra?" asked the doctor

"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish V!agra... It's when you drop the
V!agra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to
let me know how things went."

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas horrid! 'Twas just
terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With
one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! 'Twas a nightmare, I tell you, an
absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean to say that the sex your husband provided
wasn't good?"

"Freakin' begorrah and bejaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin'
here, I'll not be showin' me face in Starbucks again!"