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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had neither lessons,
nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately
springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from
the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the
horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap a way from the horse
and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves, while her head
is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head has suffered a terrible beating, she is now mere moments away from
unconsciousness when, to her great fortune...

Jerome, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello.

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