GUIDO, ITALIAN LOVER

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his
favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young
blond woman.

Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where
he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you
finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.
This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion..

The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You
finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him

and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman
unsatisfied
Guido reaches for the woman yet again.
Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they
end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping..

Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes,
smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak,
the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."