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Valentine's Day Groaners...

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
“I love you with all my art!”

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
“I’ve got a crutch on you!”

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.

What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!

What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
“Be my valenstein!”

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?
Because you can really party hearty!

What did one oar say to the other?
“Can I interest you in a little row-mance?”

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants!

What happened when the two angels got married?
They lived harpily ever after!

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!