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HTH, a most erudite gentleman from the southwest, sent this one...

Turpentine vs. Holy Water

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine. He
was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's
called turpentine."

The priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a
Harley Davidson."