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Young Blonde Bride

On their honeymoon night, the young blonde bride slipped into her sexiest
nightie and, with great anticipation, got into bed. She lay there waiting for
several minutes, only to realize that her Catholic husband had settled down
on the couch.

She went over to him and asked why they weren't making love.

"Because it's Lent, Sweetheart," he replied.

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard," she sobbed. "Who did you
lend it to, and for how long?"

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