Got this in an email.. pretty funny so I thought I'd pass it on.. Enjoy:

A truly touching story….SCOTTISH COMPASSION

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no
arms and no legs.

Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were
walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man
said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man
said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever
been fooked, laddie?'

The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘no’.

She said, 'Aye - ya will be when the tide comes in.'