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Ebad, a somewhat shy but always irrepressible gentleman from
the midwest, sent this priceless one about a first grader's drawing.

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework
assignment. The teacher graded it and the child brought it home.

The next day the little girl returned to school with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.
It is definitely NOT a picture of me on a dance pole on a stage
in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.

I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how
much money we made in the recent snowstorm.

This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Harrington

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