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You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
Some of you will enjoy this more than others...
Southerners can be so polite!

Atlanta Airport

Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on Runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta. Acknowledge cleared to land
on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta Tower: "Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on Runway 27L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta. We are now cleared to land on infidel's
Runway 27L. Allah is Great."

Pause...

Saudi Air: "ATLANTA TOWER! ATLANTA TOWER!"

Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead, Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"

Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts and praise Jesus.
You all go on ahead now and tell Allah a big Hi from us."
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