Though you guys might enjoy this...

1) All generalizations are false.

2) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

3) There are three kinds of people in the world.. those that can count, and those that can't.

4) Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

5) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

7) Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

8) Every morning is the dawn of a new error.