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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the midwest, sent this account
of a man with more nerve than brains...

It all began with an iPhone...

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she
bought me an iPad.

My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.

September arrived. So, for my wife’s birthday, I bought her an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started...

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the
home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. This will inevitably activate
the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital by Thursday!
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