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A dietitian was addressing a large group of people at a seminar in Chicago.

She began by telling the audience: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough
to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode
your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous,
and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

Pausing, she continued: "But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and
we all have eaten or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the
most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."
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