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A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver Thermos.

She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it to the
clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, "Why, that's a Thermos. It's an insulated container that
keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold."

"Wow," said the blonde, "That's amazing! I'm going to buy it!"

She paid for the Thermos and brought it to work the next day.

He boss noticed it on her desk and asked, "What's that you have there?"

"Why, that's my new Thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things
cold," she replied.

Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"

The blond replied: "Two Popsicles and some coffee."

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