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Hymie enters St. Michael's church and confronts Father Finnegan.

"I am 93 years old and my wife is 91. We have been happily married for
64 years. Last week I had crazy, joyous sex with a 27-year-old super-model."

Father Finnegan is aghast. "Why don't you go to confession, old man?"

Hymie replies, "Why should a Jewish man such as myself go to confession?"

Father Finnegan, a bit confused, responded: "If you're Jewish, why then are
you telling me this story?"

Hymie replies, "I'm telling everyone!"