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Abie, a rather shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one...

A blonde was weed-a-whacking her backyard and accidentally cut off the tail of
her cat, who had been hiding in the grass.

Immediately, she rushed her cat, along with its severed tail, over to WAL-MART!

She was asked: "Why WalMart?"

The blonde's response: "Hello-o-o-o-o-o? Everyone knows Wal-Mart is the largest
re-tailer in the world!"