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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the midwest sent this one about
Daddy's car in the woods...

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into
the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a very
passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran
home and started to tell his mother. "Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was
giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..."

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story.
Let's save the rest of it for supper time. I really want to see the look on Daddy's
face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked Johnny to tell his story.

Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the
woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,
then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants
off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle
Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs."

Mummy fainted!

And the Moral? Sometimes you need to just shut the f_ck up and listen to the whole
story before you interrupt.