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A few people, including Abie and Huck Finn sent this one about a new diet...

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some
bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and
coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this
V!agra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a
bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The V!agra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like
a juicy steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie
chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the V!agra... I'm still
not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."