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Young Leroy got on the bus, and sat next to a man who was reading a book.
Right way he noticed that the man had his collar on backwards.

Leroy asked him, "Why do you have your collar on backwards?"

The man, who happened to be a priest, said, "I am a Father."

"My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that," replied Leroy.

The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many."

Leroy said, "My Daddy has four boys and four girls and he doesn't wear his collar
that way!"

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds," and went back
to reading his book.

Leroy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should
wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."

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