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Ebad, a somewhat shy but always irrepressible gentleman who lives southwest,
sent this one...

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to throw
herself off a bridge so he stopped.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity,
so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she kissed him.

The biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real
talent you are wasting! You could be famous! Why on earth are you thinking
of committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."