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Dragnet, a very discerning gentleman who lives southwest, sent this one...

A blonde's chronicle on replacement windows...

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane
energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still
hadn't paid for them.

Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I repeated him exactly what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that:
in ONE YEAR these windows will pay for themselves!

"Hellooooo? It's been a year," I told him!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.

He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.