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Ebad, a somewhat shy but always irrepressible gentleman from the midwest,
sent this one about a lawyer and a blonde flight attendant...

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of frozen crabs, and
asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box
and promised to put it in the crew's freezer.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer,
then proceeding to rant at her about what would happen if she allowed them
to thaw out.

Needless to say, she was more than a little annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the
entire cabin: "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please
raise his hand?"

Not one hand went up... So she took them home, defrosted them and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.

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