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A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. She is immediately greeted
by Saint Peter. The dialogue proceeded as follows...

"Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity,
we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you must
answer my questions correctly to gain entrance."

"Okay," says the blonde.

"Here's your question: Name two days of the week that begin with the letter T."

"That's easy. Today and tomorrow!"

"Well, that's not the answer I was thinking of, but I'll give you another question.
How many seconds are there in a year?"

"That's easy. Twelve!"

"Twelve?"

"January second, February second, March second -- "

"OK, OK. I can see you misunderstood this question as well. Well, OK then. I'll
give you one more chance. What's God's name?"

"That's easy. Howard!"

"Howard?"

"You know -- Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name... "
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