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Two rednecks, Earl and Cletus, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and
thought they should go to college to get ahead.

Earl went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.

"What's logic?" the Earl asked.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"I sure do," answered Earl.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!" said Earl.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also
own a house."

Impressed, Earl said, "Amazing!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" Earl was catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said
the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait
to take that logic class!"

Earl, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where
Cletus was still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked Cletus.

"Math, history, and logic!" replied Earl.

"What in tarnation is logic?" asked Cletus.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the Earl.

"No," Cletus replied, shaking his head.

With a knowing look, Earl said: "You're queer, ain't ya?

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