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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the midwest, sent this one...

A crusty Marine Sergeant Major, soon to retire, found himself at a Memorial Day
gala event hosted by the local university.

There was no shortage of fine looking coeds in attendance.

One tall and fashion-model good looking young lady approached the Sergeant
Major after the program during the cocktail party. He was standing alone.

Excuse me Sergeant Major, you seem so serious like you aren’t having a good time.
Is something wrong?"

"Negative, ma'am.”

The young lady glanced down at his ribbons and decorations and said, "It looks like
you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am."

The young lady frustrated by his lack of responsiveness to her friendly overtures,
said, "You know, you should lighten up. This is really a great party, relax and enjoy
yourself."

The Sergeant Major just looked at her, his blank expression unchanged.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way,
but when was the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so up tight. You really need to let go a little!
I mean, no sex since 1955?"

She thought for a minute and smiled. She didn’t say a word, but took the hand and
led him to a private room. There she proceeded to relax him several times.

Panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow! You certainly
haven't forgetten much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major glanced at his watch, "Hope not ma’am; it's only 2130."