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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the midwest, sent this one...

A couple is on vacation. One morning, the husband returns after several hours
of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and begins read the book she brought along.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. Pulling up alongside the woman. he
says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, thinking to herself, Isn't that obvious?

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

She responds: "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'"

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment.'"

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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