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El Lobo Reservado, a sagacious gentleman from out west, sent this one
about a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer...

True story From a Kansas State Highway Patrol Officer

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on
US166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.

I asked for her driver's license, registration and proof of insurance.

The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.

In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)
to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she
had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.

Something... Body language or the way she said it, made me want to
ask if she had any other firearms.

She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console.

Now I had to ask one more time if that was all.

She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38
special in her purse.

I then asked her what was she so afraid of.

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!"

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